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Friday, 26 September, 2008

Joke

Filed under: — Stephen @ 1:41 am
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About Women

I married a Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%. It’s called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

Why do men fart more than women? Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

 

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